Teenage Angst Has Paid Off Well

I wish that my kazoo would stop ___________.

This one time a guy asked me out and I freaked out and called him gay and that is the story of why I don’t have a boyfriend.

“Why do you always kick me when I’m high, knock me down ‘til we see eye to eye?”
— SR-71

When will my life begin?

“Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don’t let them take you ALIVE”
— Sid Vicious